With Goat Simulator - Waste of Space, you get to visit space TODAY instead of waiting for that other space game that you already paid for. Crowdfund a space colony and get other people to pay for it and do all the work, and learn how to be a real bridge commander like that spock dude from mars or whatever.
Also you get to romance your crew members, because you can't be captain if you're not a space-sleaze.